Greetings! I'm Brie: a strange little lady with mild OCD & way too much time on her hands. I'm a 19 year old model/barista from Florida, & my life is about making people happy.
This Tumblr thingy is a compilation of the things I like - that includes TV shows, music, movies, games, YouTubers, & an assortment really bad jokes. Let's have some fun, shall we?
My ask box is always open, so lend me your voice and I'll be your ear!
"...and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future."

No matter how long you have been with someone or how much you love them remember if you don’t want to you don’t have to do the frick frack.

This is super important

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Anonymous: you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell 


There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

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# leave him the fuck alone oh my god


The best comment I’ve seen all day

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remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus


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how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

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Rolls Royce 1920
selected by CarsOnTheRoad

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What if…


..Mark challenged you to a match if beer pong

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Played around with Photoshop a bit today.

Both photos are not mine but manip is by me. :)

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*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

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It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

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u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

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